This is one of my all-time favorite jokes

...and I am sharing it with you because I like you, and well, it's 2:40 in the morning and I am still awake (grrr).
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Two cannibals are standing around stirring a big pot over the fire.

Cannibal #1 says: "I hate my mother-in-law."

Cannibal #2 replies: "Then just eat the vegetables!"


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a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. i'm sure this joke would get an even better response if you can find a fifth grader to tell it to. a ha ha ha ha ha.

**and no, i do NOT hate my mother-in-law! i like her v much.