Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Reasons Not to Worry About Impending Layoffs

1. If the groundhog sees his shadow, you get six more weeks of work.
2. Your spouse can show you new ways to enjoy unemployment.
3. If laid off, you would have time to snowshoe.
4. Your bed is so nice and cozy.
5. Any asshole bosses would become someone else's problem.
6. It barely costs anything to eat cereal, sleep late, and surf the Internet all day.
7. You could stay up really, really late and catch up on your infomercials.
8. Dude, there's food on the filing cabinet. Who cares about layoffs?
9. Real men wear pink slips.
10. Your wife will love you no matter what.


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