Alligator-ishious

from Shoeboxblog

Five More Reasons Not to Buy an Alligator
by Dan

1) Having to constantly explain difference with crocodile.

2) Never-ending lawsuit with preppy golf apparel company still dragging through courts.

3) Any and all neighborhood pet disappearances suddenly your problem.

4) Tension around wallets, belts, etc.

5) Two words: cat jealousy.

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heh heh, oh and this from Shoeboxblog too (make sure you visit the link):


"A snake exploded after trying to swallow an alligator, in further proof that nature is stupid."