oh, good times

A ha ha ha - to wear!

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All credits of hilarity go to Shoeboxblog

More New Academy Awards Categories

* Best Soundtrack Song by Gloomy Indie Band that nobody will ever hear from again
* Best Boy (What is that anyway?)
* Dog that most reminded everyone of that one dog, from that one movie with the dog
* Creepiest Creepy Kid
* Best Tolerance of Nicolas Cage
* Best telephone conversation when no one’s really on the line
* Best Boobs in 3-D
* Best Scene That makes you yell, “He would have so died from that!”
* Best Movie Poster that over promised laughter…by, like, a LOT
* Most Scientologistical

Even More New Academy Award Categories

March 5, 2010 3:53 pm

* Most critically lauded film that you saw and were like “What?”
* Best Movie directed by Gary Marshall (never presented)
* Best Performance by a hot actress playing a frump
* Best application of Duane ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s body make-up
* The Ed Begley Jr. Award for most self-righteous Prius driver
* Most bullets fired by a single character
* The “Ooh! It’s Indie!” for most pretentious piece of yuppie-bait
* Best Craft Table Hummus
* Best Performance by restaurant background couple

Need a Lift?

A little visit from our friends at Shoeboxblog (god love 'em):


Quote of the Day:

“You’d think ‘because it comes from goats’ would be a good enough reason for not liking goat cheese.” – Mark



(An August) Quote of the Day:

“Save electricity! Bake biscuits in your car!” - Scott

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And one tasteless [sic] joke passed along by Scott:

"If God wanted us all to be vegetarians, why did He make animals out of meat?"

Sick. Wrong. Delightful. Relaxxxx, they're jokes!
~Ally

losing me mind - babble babble babble

Oh, now I am so irritated I can't find those movie reviews! But my search is in vain. Anywho, I did find two draft posts I forgot to come back and finish. So here they are for your readin' pleasure.

Some beautiful, magical Koi Pond photos (from May '08),

and

a funny and timely Dilbert cartoon (February '09).

Enjoy!

A ha ha ha

from Shoeboxblog

It's Been A While

All from the darlings at Shoeboxblog.

Quote of the Day:
“Nothing good can come from telling your boss to ‘chillax’” - Russ




Alternative Transportation to Take to Work
* Rocket Powered Roller Skates by Acme
* Giant kite
* Smart Car’s relative, the average student car
* Human-sized hamster wheel
* Invisible jet (Wonder Woman only)
* World’s largest paper airplane
* Four cups of coffee and a pogo stick
* Hummer (Big, giant a-hole-who-doesn’t-care-about-his-kids’-future only)

Because it's hysterical when people say "crimony"

all from Borders Funnies

New Funnies, fer yer enjoyin' pleasure

from Borders Funnies - click on the cartoon to enlarge it

(that one was for you, Mom)

(a ha ha ha, the hits just keep comin')

(my favorite!)

~Ally